Three coats with SV.
Oh, you think this is smexy in the daylight, do you? Hold that thought.
OH MY GLOB, THIS POLISH. Scrangie described this as more of a "maraschino cherry," which is just about right.
Phat Santa is perfect in every way: color, formula, application, dry time, and wear -- all were flawless. The only thing I don't like about this polish is that it was a limited edition release!, from the AWESOME 'Tis the Season To Be Naughty and Nice collection in 2010. I bought this back when it came out, probably from Head2Toe or 8ty8 Beauty, I can't remember which. You might be able to find it through some e-tailers or on eBay, I'm not sure, but it's certainly worth hunting down.
While we're on the subject of Santa, I think this would be a good time to tell you about "Rare Exports."
"Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" is a 2010 Finnish horror twist on the Santa myth, and takes place in a remote village near the border between Finland and Russia. (Does anyone else think of Isla Fisher in "Confessions of a Shopaholic" when someone mentions Finland, or is it just me? She's cute, damn it.) Almost the entire herd of reindeer is mysteriously slaughtered and eaten just before Christmas, which leaves the village without anything to eat or product to export. This event coincides with the arrival of Americans on the Russian side of the border who are trying to excavate something hidden under a mountain.
A little boy, Pietari, susses out that the Americans are trying to dig out Santa -- and not, as he says, "the Coca-Cola Santa," but the real Santa, a demonic figure who captures and tortures naughty children. This is cause for concern once the villagers' children start disappearing and are replaced with life-size straw and stick effigies. This is also cause for Pietari to panic, because he and his friend Juuso have been sneaking across the border to watch the Americans.
When Pietari's father, Rauno, finds the body of an old man in his wolf trap, the movie starts to move along. It's slow going up until this point, but this is where it gets really fun, and switches up its tone and amps up the suspense. I think part of the reason the movie is a little slow going is because it was based on two short films by the same director, so the plot had to get fleshed out a little. But it's very clever (the barn doors look like an Advent calendar) and worth it if you're a fan of foreign films and offbeat holiday horror stories -- you'll definitely get more than a little giggle out of the end.
Enjoy the trailer:
A little weird, but a lot of fun -- a Scandinavian specialty, basically. Kiitos, Finland.
P.S. Am I the only person who really enjoys horror films ONLY if they're Christmas-related?
P.P.S. You have 8 days left to enter my holiday giveaway. Do it! ;)